Jokes that Puzzle

Where do you find elephants ?
They are to big to be lost.
Which is the wettest animal ?
Rein (Rain) deer.
Which is the musical planet ?
Neptune (Tune).
Why did the witch travel on a broom ?
She couldn’t afford a Vacuum Cleaner.
What has for wheels and discovered America ?
Colum (Bus).
Why do astronauts wear bulletproof vests ?
to protect themselves from shooting stars.
What did one lion says to another on seeing two hunters in a jeep ?
“Meals on wheels”
What kind of music do lions like ?
Rock and roar.
Why is a batsman a coward ?
He is affraid of a duck (0).

By – Salil Dhaddha Class – VI C

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