One friend (to another) :- Since last month your wife has been riding to reduce her weight. Has anything happened ?
Second friend (Unhappily) :- Yes the weight of the horse reduced by 10 Kgs.
Mother (to her son) :- I had kept 2 pieces of sweet on the shelf last evening. But now only one is left ?
Son (Immediately) :- It was darkness so I couldn’t see the other piece.
Once upon a time there were three men, one from France, the other from Japan and the third one from India.
The French Said :- Copper was discovered in our country so all copper wires are our gifts.
The Japanese Said :- Aluminium was discovered in our country so all Aluminium wires are our gifts.
The Indian Said :- No metal was discovered in our country so wireless is our gift.
Teacher asked his student :- How do ants help us ?
One student (quickly ) answered :- They help us to know the place where our mother has kept the sweets.
One woman to another at a party : “Why are you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger ?”
“Because”, replied the second woman, “I married the wrong man.”
Prasson Gupta Class – VI C